Booty Patrol

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
person:
person: what are you doing
me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

Free! Eternal Summer Ep 7
Nagisa x Rei x Rin

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Free! Eternal Summer Episode 7 {episode 8 preview}

Rei: Nagisa-kun, can you translate “Kiss me” into Japanese?
Nagisa: Isn’t it just “kiss me”?
Rei: That’s what I thought. I overheard Makoto-senpai saying “Kiss me” just now.
Nagisa: Huh?!? Who did Mako-chan say “Kiss me” to?
Rin: Both of you. Your pronounciation is horrible. It’s “Kiss me.”
Rei: Rin-san!
Nagisa: Next episode, “The Locomotion of a Twist!”
Rei: Kiss me.
Rin: Kiss me.
Rin: Perfect body.
Rei: Perfect body.

missymoobelle:

The high school guy

missymoobelle:

The high school guy

40 Days Pokémon Challenge | Day 38

Favorite Eeveelution: Vaporeon ⌒▽⌒)☆

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

lilkimbra:

white people bend over backwards to shout about their constitutional right to bear arms but when black people exercise their right to peaceful assembly they’re met with militarized police force